Hey Joybell fans! Here's the final chapter in my AGT saga! Thanks for following!
Chapter
4
I
waited just outside the back stage area for about 10 minutes. There
was a guy who fitted me with a mic that I was to wear only in the
backstage area. I would have to take it off when I went out on
stage, as it would interfere with the mics we set up during our sound
check. I should mention that as a contestant, you are video taped
all the time. There were cameras in the holding area on us every
minute. Even back stage, every movement you make, and every word you
say is taped. (And of course, AGT owns all of this footage.)
They
finally showed me in to the back stage area. I’ve been in plenty
of back stages before, and this one wasn’t much different, except
for two main things: one, Nick Cannon, and two, you could see the
celebrity judges sitting in their places out front. The back stage
was fairly dark, and totally no-frills. You could see the cat walks
overhead, the workings for the curtains, the monitors for what was
being taped, equipment, cameras, mics, and lots and lots of crew
members. I was backstage right, and backstage left had all of my
(and the other acts’) equipment. Meg and Miguel, the producers,
were there with me, along with the producers for the other acts that
were waiting and performing. It was quite crowded. They sat me down
to chat with two of the other contestants while we were waiting for
our turn. My attention kept wavering from these chats, though as
there was a contestant performing the whole time, and I kept hearing
the crowd applauding, the crowd booing, the judges’ buzzers. I
couldn’t actually hear the performers very well. And I was all up
in my own head with the pending performance, and these
noises—especially the buzzers—added to my anxiety big time! I
was trying to remember what the producer said about the procedures,
and what to expect: Just before we left the holding area he said,
“The stage hand will bring you a mic to talk to the judges before
you play. Go out and stand on the big red X. Remember this—the
celebrity judges are highly paid and highly opinionated. At this
point in the competition you will need a ‘yes’ vote from all four
of them. No majority here—it’s all or nothing. But if you hear
a buzz, don’t worry about it. Keep performing. If you hear two
buzzes, keep going. Three, keep going. But if you hear four buzzes,
you have to stop playing. After you’re done performing you go back
to the big red X and stand there and talk to the judges and get your
votes. And remember, out of 100,000 contestants, you are one of only
about 800 that made it this far. You can be proud of this
accomplishment! Also remember you have a good chance of being seen
by millions of viewers, and this exposure can be great for you, even
if you don’t make it to the next round in Vegas. Talk to the
judges. Argue with them, if you want. Stand up for yourself and
make your voice heard.” So I’m trying to keep all this in mind,
and nerves are right up there, and Nick Cannon is talking to me,
asking me questions about what I’m going to do, and I didn’t tell
him I was playing “Like a Virgin” because Meg said to keep it a
surprise for the judges, and Heidi and mom and Kirt are there
supporting me (although Heidi is a bit gaga over Nick Cannon!) When
it finally got to be my turn, they took the mic off me and I walked
out there and stood on the big red X.
My
eyes gravitated straight to Howie Mandell. I really didn’t know
the others except by reputation, which wasn’t that encouraging. I
thought of Howard Stern as kind of a hard guy, a bit crude and rude;
I thought of Heidi Klum as a model (what does she know about music,
anyway?) and the “clueless” one of the group; I didn’t really
know Mel B, because I don’t know the Spice Girls, but she was the
only musician in the group; but I had seen Howie in Mt Clemens last
year, and I thought of him as good natured and a nice guy. I found
myself looking right at him and saying, “HI!”. He gave me a huge
smile and a huge, “HI!” right back! He asked about the bells,
and I gave him my speech about having 37 handbells, usually played by
a group of 10 or 11 people, and told him how I had written my own
arrangement for the bells and the orchestrational accompaniment on my
digital keyboard. He seemed intrigued! The other judges let us
talk. I felt like it was just nervous rambling on my part! But I
felt like he was trying to put me at ease when he said, “Great!
Let’s see what you have for us!”
I
was ready to hit the “play” button on my keyboard and begin, but
a stage manager held up his hand and said to wait. Evidently there
was a technical problem, lighting, sound—I never found out. But I
had to stand there with my finger on the button in front of the
judges and all those people in the bright spotlights and just….stand
there! I got to thinking about it later. When I start my show I
like to come out and start playing. I don’t talk first—I just
come out ringing. It’s part of the timing of the show. I think
it’s important to the “wow” factor. Anyway, I’m sure this
horrible silence lasted at least a minute. Maybe two. It was an
eternity, anyway. I started doubting. I had a sudden impulse to
turn the keyboard volume down, but I resisted it. We did our sound
check—just leave it alone! I was sure my jacket was riding up in
the back. Crazy thoughts! Finally I got the go-ahead, and I hit the
button.
I
played through the first chorus of the song and the crowd started
clapping along. That was extremely encouraging! New York City loves
me!! I started into the first verse—all was well! I was smiling
large and jumping around totally happy. And then bursting into my
utopia came the unmistakable, undeniable, utterly obnoxious, out of
tune with my beautiful song, sound of the dreaded buzzer. Now I
don’t know how many of you are handbell soloists, but maybe you can
imagine the amount of concentration it takes. That awful buzzer is a
major distraction! But I remembered that the producer said to not
worry about it—just keep going. It was hard, but I managed to keep
my concentration and did not miss a note. I kept going. I wasn’t
smiling as much after that, maybe, but I was still doing a good job.
But I started into the final chorus and got another buzz. I only had
about 15 seconds left of my song, so I finished it up. I don’t
actually know if I made a mistake or not. My mind was a bit mushy at
this point. But I remembered to go back out and stand on the big X,
and the stage hand brought me a mic and I heard from each of the
judges. First thing I did was look up and see who buzzed me. It was
Howard Stern and Heidi Klum. Mom and family told me later that
Howard buzzed first. Nick Cannon came out to get the judges comments
started, but I barely saw him. Howie was first. He was very nice,
actually. He wasn’t one of the buzzers, for one thing. And he
said, “I have never seen anything like that in my life before! I
feel ‘Like A Virgin’!” Again, he consciously or unconsciously
put me more at ease. His comment was that he couldn’t tell the
difference between the keyboard track and the bells. I did actually
say something to him about being proud of my “blend”. Mel B was
also pretty nice to me. And she recognized that what I played had a
high level of difficulty. But she also commented about my sound.
Too much accompaniment. Then came Heidi Klum. She was the first
nasty one. She said my performance lacked energy, and that it was
the longest 90 seconds she had had to sit through that night. I
looked at her like she was crazy. I mean, my feet left the floor a
couple of times, and everything! All I could say to here was,
“Really.” and shake my head incredulously. But the real nasty guy
was Howard Stern. He said my act was boring, he didn’t like that I
never looked up at the audience, my arrangement was too repetitive,
and a bunch of other criticisms that sort of flew over my head. The
one thing I remember clearly was that he actually said that handbells
had the most annoying sound he’d ever heard. I just said that I
had to disagree with him on that. Then Nick asked Howie for his
vote, then Mel, then Heidi, then Howard. All no. Two buzzers and
four “nos”.
And
then it was over. I turned to my right, but there was no one to give
my mic back to, so I turned back to my left and went off stage with
it. Nick Cannon was the first person I saw. He put his arm around
my shoulders and said, “Don’t listen to them. You’re terrific!
And don’t stop playing!” Meg said she was “so sorry”, and
Miguel, well, I just remember his stupid grin. Someone took the mic
away from me. Kirt and my Heidi and mom were there, but I can’t
remember what they said. A camera man approached me and asked me to
go over what the judges had said, and what I thought of them. I
couldn’t think very well, but I was a little proud of myself later
when I told my sister what I said and I saw her reaction. I said,
“Well Howie was very nice, and so was Mel, but Heidi was mean, and
Howard was just….annoying!”
By
this time it was 9:00 PM, and I was thoroughly exhausted.
A
stage hand took us around the back to the other side of the back
stage so we could get our equipment. I felt a little dazed and punch
drunk as I put the bells in their cases and Kirt and I packed up all
our things. One of the stage hands told me the same thing Nick said
about my act, only using a bit more “colorful” language! We got
everything on the cart, and Heidi and Kirt took it out the back way,
and a stage hand came to guide mom and me back to the holding area so
I could get all my stuff. But he didn’t know where he was going.
Granted, it was a huge building, but you’d think they’d allot
this task to someone who knew their way around! We ended up taking
the longest route possible to get back to the holding area. I bet we
walked for 15 minutes. My feet were killing me!!
We
finally got back to the holding room and I found my belongings, and
went to check out. They gave me $50.00 for my promised meal
allowance and a form to fill out to get reimbursed for my travel
expenses. Another person told me how wrong the judges were, and how
great I was. We walked back to our hotel. Everyone was hungry, so I
went with them and tried to eat a salad. I paid enough for it—I
figured I should at least eat it! But I didn’t get too much down.
My sister, Vicky and her husband, John and her son, Brian had been in
the audience. They sat there about 3 hours until it got to be my
turn. They told me stuff I couldn’t see from my vantage point on
stage. Vicky told me that when they started the taping and
introduced the celebrity judges, Howard answered the “how are you”
question with a very crude remark involving his crotch, so I felt my
instincts were right about him, anyway. Vicky also told me that as
soon as Howard buzzed me, Nick came out on stage (behind me—I
couldn’t see him), and threw his arms out and down and mouthed,
“But Howard—it’s ‘Like a Virgin’!” as if to say, “What
in the hell are you thinking??”. That made me feel slightly
better, too.
But
all I wanted to do was go home. It’s my go-to place when I’m
upset. But we went up to our room. It was nearly midnight by this
time, the room was paid for, and I knew we could leave in the
morning.
I
did sleep for a couple of hours, but got up around 2:00 or so and
wrote in my diary. I had time to process the experience and I kept
thinking. Too much thinking keeps you awake! My main thought was
that they messed up my sound. They had the keyboard too loud, the
treble bells too loud, the bass bells too soft, and the middle bells
not at all. At least, that’s what I kept getting out of the
judges’ comments. I was filled with regrets for not doing a better
stage check. But I had put my trust in the professionals. I started
to realize how unrealistic this was. I’ll bet you anything none of
them had ever miked a handbell in their lives. Probably never even
saw one up close before. Later, when mom and Kirt and Heidi and I
talked about it I found out that they didn’t like the sound at all
during our stage check. But they never said anything. I got mad at
them all later! But now, several months after the event, I realize
that the judges remarks conflicted with each other. Howie said he
couldn’t tell the bells from the keyboard, and Howard said the
bells were too loud and super annoying.
My
only consolation was that I may still get on TV, and millions of
people would see a handbell solo. But it was nearly 2 months before
the AGT season began. The first show was set to air on May 27, and I
didn’t know if I would get on that show, or a subsequent show, or
not get any air time at all. I did email Meg to find out, but she
said they don’t actually know who will be on a taped show until a
week before it airs. She said I would get an email letting me know.
And she was right. I got an email from her on May 21, which was like
a form letter, addressed to me and several other contestants, saying
I would be on the show that aired May 27.
Then
I started to really get nervous. My biggest fear was that they would
make me look like a clown. They had hours of video footage of
me—much of it when I wasn’t aware I was being filmed. They can
put all that into whatever context they want, purely based on their
definition of “entertainment value”. I was a total wreck all
week. Finally the night of May 27 arrived, and I made Kirt sit next
to me and watch the show. I don’t watch much television, and when
I do it’s usually something I tape so I can watch it without the
commercials, and at a time at my own convenience. But I couldn’t
wait that long. I watched the whole show live, annoying commercials
and all, torturing myself the whole time with projections of imminent
public ridicule. This feeling intensified severely when one of the
acts came on—a singer who got four buzzes within the first 15
seconds. They did everything they could to make him look as foolish
as possible. I just couldn’t shake the thought that maybe that’s
what Meg wanted me for all along—clown material. And I found it
hard to be proud that I was one of 800 who made it out of 100,000
contestants when this guy made it, too. Speaking as a musician I can
safely proclaim that he had no talent whatsoever! What in the hell
was he doing getting all this air time? They actually let him do his
whole song, even after he had been buzzed. Finally they
showed my act. Well, they showed about 15 seconds of my act in a
video montage of losers who got buzzed. They decided to air Heidi
Klum’s comment about how bored she was, and in the clip of Howard
Stern watching me play, they showed him smiling like he liked it! And
in the clip of Howie they showed him with such a confused look of
unreality, like he wasn’t sure he was really seeing someone
actually playing a bunch of bells. And he was the one who was the
nicest to me! Reality TV my butt!
So
that’s where it ended. All those months of writing and practicing,
all those heart-skipping moments when I’d see an AGT email in my
inbox, all those hours of nervous waiting in the holding and
backstage areas, all the thrill and agony of the performance, and it
came down to a 15 second clip and they never even said my name.
So I
have decided that what the judges said about me doesn’t really mean
anything. It took me weeks to come to this conclusion. I can’t
tell you how many nights I went to bed playing it over and over, that
bright stage permanently imprinted on my retinas, hearing the buzzers
and bad comments, and feeling so bad, and how many mornings I
woke up and all that was the first thing on my mind. It really
dominated my thoughts for weeks, making normal tasks very difficult.
I just felt so humiliated. Performers are ego creatures, to be sure,
and this big a blow to my ego was a bit overwhelming. I felt my
career was halted, I had let the handbell world down, and I didn’t
know what to do with myself: basically all the major overreaction
stuff. It took a long time to put it into a more realistic
perspective.
Some
people have said that I should try again, but I don’t think I will.
One thing I have learned from this experience is that I don’t
really want my show to be a Las Vegas act. If I was a singer, guitar
or piano player, I could have a lot more shows than I book now. But
handbells don’t fit comfortably into the entertainment industry; at
least not yet. But every time people like me work up the courage and
do something like this, it brings more and more attention to the
handbells. Maybe some day they will be treated like a real
instrument!
Hi Kristin - I am SO PROUD of you! I saw your 15 seconds of fame and thought you looked and played beautifully. What you did was intensely brave (I certainly don't have the courage to do it!) and in my humble opinion, one small step forward for handbells. Thank you so much for sharing all the details of the immensely personal/public adventure. Linda Krantz
ReplyDeleteThank you for bringing beauty, joy, and grace into the world! I am grateful for your post about the AGT final chapter. It is written thoughtfully and intimately, with wisdom. Thank you for sharing.
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